How to Rate a Camel Toe

If you've ever seen a camel at the zoo, you may have noticed its two prominent toes, separated down the middle by a bone. "Camel toe" is also a nickname for the fashion faux pas by which a split is visible in the crotch of a woman's pants, shorts or swimsuit. Camel toes are often created by tight-fitting jeans or pants with high inseams. If you're a camel toe connoisseur, you can rate them using your own personal system. You can even rate them online.

Difficulty: Easy

Instructions

Things You'll Need:

• Standardized rating system

Find, Rate and Archive Camel Toes

1. Find a group of like-minded camel toe enthusiasts and establish a set of rating standards. Consider a scale of one to ten or a clever rating system of one to five toes. Make sure all members know the rating system before posting results and comments.

2. Create a website for sharing your favorite candid camel toe photos. Be sure to post a warning on the top of the page if you upload any pictures that are inappropriate for people under 18 years of age.

3. Look for camel toe sightseeing opportunities in your area. Check out the gym for spandex and Lycra camel toes, or scour the beach for a fresh-from-the-seashore slip-up. Visit a nightclub and keep an eye out for the camel toe mishap that is the unitard, the cotton jumpsuit or the tight-fitting catsuit.

4. Check out celebrity camel toe websites and cast your vote for the best and the brightest. Don't let them off the hook just because they're celebrities. Really make sure to judge them as harshly--or as favorably!--as you would a woman on her way to work.

5. Reach deep into your soul and rate camel toes according to your personal preference. Consider factors like size, fabric choice and general presentation.

6. Give extra points to the woman who sports a camel toe with pride. Add points for originality and commitment, as well.

Tips & Warnings

• Be as respectful of women as possible. Criticize the fashion, not the fashionista!
• If you run a camel-toe website, don't use a picture of anyone's face unless you get permission first. Post pictures from the waist down to avoid opening yourself up to lawsuits.
• Don't post camel toe photos or comments on networking websites or any site that might be seen by current or potential employers.
• Know your audience before you broach the subject of rating camel toes. Make sure you're not insulting a man's wife, mother or sister if you attempt to strike up a camel toe conversation in public.