How to hide that you smoke from your wife

Don't want to fight with your wife about smoking? Here are my proven ways to hide it from her.

Instructions

Difficulty: Moderately Easy

1. As always, it is always best to tell the truth. But if that just doesn't suit you here are a couple of tips to assist.
   First use a simple rubber glove.....You may get stares and giggles from people around you but it really works and you don't have to scrub your hands raw afterwards.
2. Hide the pack of cigs with your tire jack...she will NEVER look there.
3. Do not smoke on the way home from work....it will stick to your clothes and you will get caught.
4. Orbit gum is a savior.....chew it all day long.
5. Just don't be careless...the second you start to think you are pulling one over on her is the second you get caught....
6. The final step is to quit smoking.....just think what you can do with $4 dollars a day.

Tips & Warnings

• Smoking causes impotence