How to get rid of a silly hangover!

Sometimes the best way to get rid of a silly hangover is to fight fire with fire meaning when all else fails instead of breaking out another round of coffee or bottle of aspirin it's time to break out the silly!

Difficulty: Easy

Instructions

Things You'll Need:

• Classic Twister game, pizza, hamburgers, cheesecake, icecream, aromatherapy candles, sex toys, comedy dvd's

1. DO THE HOKEY POKEY!
   
   It's like riding a bike, once you learn how you never forget.
   
   RELIEF: Temporary. Due to all of the laughing and smiling that you will be doing you will temporarily forget that your head feels like it's been smashed in by 100 pound brick.
   
   Hokey Pokey Lyrics:
   
   You put your right hand in,
   You put your right hand out,
   You put your right hand in,
   And you shake it all about,
   
   You do the hokey pokey
   and you turn yourself around
   That what it's all about.
   
   2) left hand
   3) right foot
   4) left foot
   5) head
   6) butt
   7) whole self

2. PLAY A GAME OF TWISTER!
   http://www.hasbro.com/games/kid-games/twister/
   
   RELIEF: Temporary. You'll be so busy trying to keep your hands and feet on the green, red, blue and yellow circles that you won't have time to worry about the pain.

3. EAT YOUR FAVORITE FOOD!
   
   RELIEF: Temporary. However, if you are in pain from head to toe because of your hangover you might as well get a good meal out of it by treating yourself to a big fat bacon cheeseburger, hot fudge sundae topped with whipped cream and nuts or a large slice of cheesecake.
   
   For silly fun try to kiss each piece of food before you eat it and tell it how much you love it!

4. WATCH A FUNNY MOVIE!
   
   RELIEF: Temporary. However, the laughter may help take your mind off of your hangover and lighten your mood.
   
   For silly fun try drinking a beverage of your choice and making the liquid come out through your nose when you laugh at the funniest parts of the movie.

5. LIGHT UP AN AROMATHERAPY CANDLE AND SOAK IN A WARM BATHTUB!
   
   RELIEF: Temporary. A nice warm bath combined with a soothing lavender aromatherapy candle can help relax your mind and muscles which can help to relieve some of the tension caused by the hangover.
   
   For silly fun bring a water gun with you into the bathtub and fill it up. Once the water gun is full pretend that you are "Dirty Harry" and dare imaginary bad guys to "go ahead and make your day!"

6. HAVE SEX!
   
   RELIEF: Temporary but fun as hell!
   
   For silly fun try to make as many barnyard animal noises as possible during sex.

Tips & Warnings

• Doing the Hokey Pokey can make you dizzy and make your hangover worse.
• Playing a game of Twister can make you upchuck onto your brand new carpet. Upchuck stains are hard to get out.
• Be careful when using candles! Fires can occur!
• Don't eat too many of your favorite foods to get rid of a hangover because you'll give yourself a stomachache too!
• Always practice safe sex!