How to Cheat on Your Spouse

Cheating on your spouse isn't as difficult as it sounds, but there are a few tricks that you need to know before you attempt to have an affair. Follow these steps and soon you'll be banging that hot chick at your gym or that hunky guy at your office in no time.

Instructions

Difficulty: Challenging

1. First off, this is only going to work of you and you're spouse are at work a lot. Otherwise, you're going to have to join a gym or enlist in a recreational club where you're out of the house a lot.
2. Tell your husband or wife you're on a special project at work which requires you to spend extended periods of time at the office. It's a plausible lie so they have to believe it. While they think you're putting in extra time on the job, you're actually getting a job (blow or hand, your choice) with your piece of tail.
3. If you can't use the office bit, join a gym and go at night--every night. This will afford you about two hours out of the house and when if comes right down to it, you only need about two hours anyway.
4. Load up your trunk with an extra set or two of clothes, toiletries, a mirror, condoms and anything else you might need readily available.
5. Don't leave any evidence on your computer at home. If your spouse gets even one hint of you fooling around, the first place they're going to check is your computer. No email, no strange internet sites, nothing. If you need to be in communication with the person you're cheating with, use a work computer.