How to Burp a Song

If you need a talent to impress your friends then learn how to burp a song. This will be particularly impressive after you have thrown back a couple of drinks. The carbonation from the drinks will also make it even easier to expel your air. Follow these steps to learn how to burp a song and you will be the life of the party in no time at all.

Instructions

Difficulty: Moderate

1. Start your attempt to burp a song with something simple. The alphabet song is recommended to begin with because you can practice with the different tones.
2. Drink something fizzy and carbonated. Sprite, ginger ale and root beer are very gaseous drinks that will help the air to build up in your stomach. You have to chug it fast to get the full effect.
3. Swallow large amounts of air after chugging your carbonated beverage. Suck air through your mouth and hold it in your cheeks. Swallow the air just as if you were swallowing a mouthful of water.
4. Say "A" as the air escapes then attempt to follow it with "B" before you have to swallow more air. If you have trouble getting the air to escape, just apply pressure to your stomach.
5. Practice saying as many letters of the alphabet song as you can before you have to swallow more air. With practice you should be able to advance to a new song.

Tips & Warnings

• Long periods of practice may result in vomiting. Keep the sessions to a minimum.