How to Use Email as Foreplay

It is so much easier to say things in an email than it is in person. Especially for the shy types among us, email can be a great way to start a romance. Whether you are preparing for a big date and want to end the evening with sex, or just starting out in a new relationship, try a little flirtatious foreplay in writing before you meet.

Instructions

1. Send an e-card if you don't feel like you have just the right words to begin your romance online. Just as in the store, you can choose a card online that expresses your sentiments and see what happens.

2. Follow up when you get a reply from an initial flirtatious email. The receiver may be shy as well and a quick response assures the other party that you indeed interested in romance.

3. Test the waters with innuendos. You don't want to rush into any flagrant sexual advances until you know they will be well received.

4. Go to websites that offer cute, sexy and funny pick-up lines and jokes if you find yourself tongue-tied. They can introduce some playfulness into the conversation while setting the stage for the real foreplay to come.

5. Attach sexy music to your emails. A good deep love song can put anyone in the mood, and it sets the stage to make your words sound even more romantic.

6. Let it all out when you have received the green light from your desired one. If you get a reply to your innuendo and jokes, and he or she follows up with some back at you, then you can follow with some more explicit lines about what you will do to his or her body once you get your hands on it. End with some sexy thoughts.