How to get out of sex with your husband.

how to get out of sex with your husband is a brief manual outlining how to get out of it.

Difficulty: Challenging

Instructions

Things You'll Need:

• lipstick
• infections(pretend)

1. 1. say you have THE flu.

2. 2. bring child or pet animal to bed with you.

3. 3. tell him you have an infection in the vagina.

4. 4. forge your own doctors note and show to sexually active husband.

Tips & Warnings

• he may be your doctor.
• in this case just give him what he wants.

[ltark]

on 3/30/2009 ... this has enough words to have even been published?

[kimberlywalters]

on 1/20/2009 Who doesn't want to have sex with their husband? I want it now. lol

[mcantu08]

on 8/12/2008 lol I think it's great advice...Oh don't forget it's that time of the month could work to.

[BillyBennett]

on 4/13/2008 Right on,cold said!!

[c0ld]

on 1/29/2008 Better yet, stop being a cold bitch and have sex with the man you are supposed to be in love with!!