How to get out of sex with your husband.

how to get out of sex with your husband is a brief manual outlining how to get out of it.

Instructions

Difficulty: Challenging

Things You’ll Need:

• lipstick
• infections(pretend)

1. 1. say you have THE flu.
2. 2. bring child or pet animal to bed with you.
3. 3. tell him you have an infection in the vagina.
4. 4. forge your own doctors note and show to sexually active husband.

Tips & Warnings

• he may be your doctor.
• in this case just give him what he wants.