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How to get out of sex with your husband.

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By nibblefingers
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how to get out of sex with your husband is a brief manual outlining how to get out of it.

Difficulty: Challenging
Instructions

Things You'll Need:

  • lipstick
  • infections(pretend)
  1. Step 1

    1. say you have THE flu.

  2. Step 2

    2. bring child or pet animal to bed with you.

  3. Step 3

    3. tell him you have an infection in the vagina.

  4. Step 4

    4. forge your own doctors note and show to sexually active husband.

Tips & Warnings
  • he may be your doctor.
  • in this case just give him what he wants.

Comments  

ltark said

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on 3/30/2009 ... this has enough words to have even been published?

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on 1/20/2009 Who doesn't want to have sex with their husband? I want it now. lol

mcantu08 said

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on 8/12/2008 lol I think it's great advice...Oh don't forget it's that time of the month could work to.

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on 4/13/2008 Right on,cold said!!

c0ld said

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on 1/29/2008 Better yet, stop being a cold bitch and have sex with the man you are supposed to be in love with!!

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