How to Get Laid Tonight

Believe it or not, most men on this planet wonder how to get laid. They do get laid much much less often than they'd like, just because they don't know a few key secrets that I'm about to give you on how to get laid.

Difficulty: Moderate

Instructions

Things You'll Need:

• Confidence
• Charisma
• Social Skills
• Experience

1. In order to get laid tonight, you first need to see if this is possible for you. Assess how you stack up on the social ladder . Take the quiz at the bottom to find out or simply assess your life. How many attractive female friends do you have? How many cool, attractive male friends do you have?

2. You do not have any attractive female friends and acquaintances? That's fine. Most average men don't, but most men who get laid do. You actually need to invest effort into building a huge circle of female friends. Solution: Join all the social clubs and organizations that you can and start getting a cool, social life with plenty of female friends.

3. You do have the pre-requisites to getting laid tonight? Here's how to get laid tonight. Go to a social gathering and start "working the room". Just talk to and introduce yourself to everyone there. Be charming, funny and respectful and people will love you! Just keep moving from group to group... until you've charmed everyone there.

4. As the night progresses and you have befriended most of the people (and women) in the place... some of the women you had talked to to will start becoming more flirtatious and perhaps even "touchy-feely" with you. These are the women that are looking to get laid.

5. Of the ones who have displayed this increased interest and signs that they want to get laid - pick the one you like best, and then invent an excuse for the two of you to move to a more intimate space. If this is a party it can be something like "Woah, it's so loud in here, let's continue this conversation over here" [as you take her and lead her by the hand to an empty -get laid- room]
   
   If this is in a club or some other environment, it's usually something like: "let me show you my [whatever you were talking about]", and lead her to your apartment". The rest is automatic. She'll do the rest.

Tips & Warnings

• None of this will work to get you laid unless you have mastered basic approaching and room-working tactics. And none of this will work unless you have a big group of attractive male and female friends escorting you in this event.
• Each one of these skills is a learn-able skill in much the same way that you can learn how to play the guitar or speak a foreign language. Many books on the subject
• In other to be successful at this, you must genuinely forget about trying to get laid. You need to approach women (and everyone really) with the genuine want and only the desire to socialize and get to know people. Ironically enough, wanting and behaving like you want to get laid will repel women off of you, which at the end of the night means - you don't get laid"
• You cannot make a woman want to get laid with you. As a man, you can only identify the women who have gone out with an intent to get laid. Any attempt to cajole or make a woman want to have sex with you is considered sexual harassment
• When we say giving her an "excuse" for moving to a more intimate place, we assume a 2-sided excuse. This means that both you and her know that it is only a socially sanctioned excuse for moving to a more private spot so you can get laid. When you say "It's loud in here, let's go over here to continue", it must be clear to her that this is only an excuse. If you actually give the woman a false reason to moving somewhere else with an intent to trick her, then that is non-ethical. Be sure to make the difference and get laid ethnically.

Resources

• Get Laid And Dating Quiz - How Do You Stack Up
• The Site On Getting Laid

[casualencounter]

on 5/12/2009 Awesome. Reminds me of http://casualencounters.com/blog/2009/04/16/jerking-off-in-my-model-train-room/

[HowToDating]

on 5/3/2009 In response to Drago: "That's the way to go. I see my friend doing this and doing pretty well, he says he has surprised himself with the girls he's been able to get. And yes, he is doing exactly what I'm seeing here. Going to people, talk to them, narrowing down to the girls who're looking forward to sex, then coming up with an excuse and leaving the dance floor with one of the girls. But if you're really looking for a very easy way, just try craigslist. Whether its NSA, dating or with money, that is quickest way to get laid. Unless you don't like the idea of going online for this kinda stuff."Yes, this is true of most men who are naturally successful with women. Great story. Thanks for sharing it :)

[kellbear]

on 4/24/2009 guys guys guys... all you gotta do is make us feel good! just be funny and have fun yourself.- kellyhow to really get laid tonight: http://sburgiani.foreverl.hop.clickbank.net/

[wildbloodydrago]

on 2/25/2009 That's the way to go. I see my friend doing this and doing pretty well, he says he has surprised himself with the girls he's been able to get. And yes, he is doing exactly what I'm seeing here. Going to people, talk to them, narrowing down to the girls who're looking forward to sex, then coming up with an excuse and leaving the dance floor with one of the girls. But if you're really looking for a very easy way, just try craigslist. Whether its NSA, dating or with money, that is quickest way to get laid. Unless you don't like the idea of going online for this kinda stuff.

[corbinluv]

on 2/14/2009 I just think that if you are going to do online dating then you might as well get laid. Like at www.theadulthookup.com Just casual sex.