How to Avoid Cheesy Pick-Up Lines

When it comes to pick-up lines, we've all heard the cheese. A guy with too much cologne where he should've used deodorant puts his arm around you and tells you how great you smell. A girl with zero tact introduces herself with, "You look a lot like my last boyfriend." Find out how presentation and an ability to think like your romantic target can help you avoid cheesy pick-up lines.

Instructions

Difficulty: Moderately Easy

Things You’ll Need:

• A sense of humor
• A shred of decency

Watch Your Language

1. Consider the level of truthfulness in your pick-up line. Selective singles may find an out-and-out lie, such as "I am the world's greatest lover," very cheesy. They might be attracted by the unknown, however, so try lines like "You might be missing the best you ever had, and you'll never know" instead.
2. Be specific, not generic. Comparing eyes to lagoons or chocolate is cheesy. Telling a person that their eyes make you feel like you're swimming in paradise is sexy and says something about a mutual attraction.
3. Talk to your romantic target as if you were the only two people on the planet. Do mention that you were meant to be together or that you favor the same drink. Don't mention girlfriends, boyfriends or Mom!

Watch Your Presentation

4. Avoid a cheesy delivery by focusing on your image. To pull off an "I'm going to rock your world" line, you've got to look the part. Pay attention to grooming and dress before you go out.
5. Make eye contact and don't break it. A forceful gaze can turn a cheesy line into a successful pick-up.
6. Maintain a confident demeanor, even if you are getting "no" signals from your romantic target. Retreating with style and grace leaves your image intact. Laughing and shrugging your shoulders makes the attempt look half-hearted and cheesy.
7. Double-check your appearance in the mirror from time to time. You don't want to make your big move with a gross stain on your shirt or a piece of spinach stuck in your teeth.

Tips & Warnings

• A normal, everyday introduction can be the best pick-up line. You won't sound corny when you're being yourself.
• Confidence can make all the difference between cheesy and chosen. Build your confidence by realizing that people go to clubs because they want to meet others, so they are open to your advances.
• Poor taste is worse than cheesy. If a pick-up line can be considered hurtful instead of saucy, avoid using it. It just points out your insecurity.