How to Buy Bling for a Cat

Ivana Trump supposedly once bought a $100,000 diamond necklace for her cat. Most guardians of the 90 million or so pet cats in the U.S. buy inexpensive accessories for them. No matter how much money you have to spend, you're in luck because affordable pet couture is all the rage. The Internet is full of places to buy bling for a cat who never gets its own press briefing.

Instructions

Difficulty: Moderately Easy

1. Find your cat quickly if he or she gets lost. Every spoiled kitty must have a jeweled necklace with an attached sparkly identification tag to bring them safely back home to you.
2. Strut the town with your cat, always leashed, if you please. An iced out leash/harness set is sure to capture the attention of cat lovers and lovable cats everywhere.
3. Let your kitty pimps its ride if a stroll is too rough on the paws. A faux fur covered cat carrier can be a transport unequaled in style.
4. Move to the music with your feline while he or she's wearing a muscle shirt or chick crimp, designer exercise clothes for felines that won't cost you a bunch of benjamins.
5. Add a fancy little towel to help smooth the fur after any inadvertent exertion. Be sure to personalize it with the first letter of kitty's name and please make that in shiny cubic zirconium.
6. Worship your cat while he or she chills on a satin lounge sofa shaped like a kitty paw. You can also find cat beds with domes, designed to ensure total privacy for precious furry ones weary of the press.
7. Feed and water your blinged out feline with matching bowls, placemats and treats jars worthy of a prince or princess. And don't forget to buy the very best gourmet food, bottled water and yums you can afford.

Tips & Warnings

• A toilet shaped litter box and a lush, absorbent cat mat can total up the blingin' way of life your cat will now demand.