How to Have Sex in an Elevator

Are you looking for ways to spice up your love life? Ready to try something new and exciting? Having sex in an elevator is one way to add some "danger" to your lovemaking, but if you decide to give it a try, there are a few things you should know.

Difficulty: Moderate

Instructions

1. Check that the elevator is an older model with a "Stop" button that will allow you to halt the elevator between floors. On newer elevators, moving the switch from "Run" to "Stop" will sound an alarm, which will certainly bring attention to your activities, so check this out in advance.

2. Look for a freight elevator, if possible, as they are less likely to have alarm systems activated by the "Stop" switch, and may even have padded walls.

3. Coordinate a rendezvous time. Be careful to choose a time when you are least likely to be disturbed. You can risk it with no pre-planning, but this option will greatly increase your chances of being caught.

4. Enjoy yourself. Knowing that, even with precautions, there is still a chance of getting caught, may provide just the right amount of excitement to put some electricity back in your love life.

Tips & Warnings

• Be aware that an elevator is situated in a long hollow shaft and sound carries well. You also have that pesky problem of the security audio system. Take care not to knock the security phone of the hook as well, or you won't be the only people having a good time.
• Women should wear a skirt. Doing so, will allow the act to take place more quickly, with the ability to cover up easily, if caught in the act.
• Bring along a roll of black electrician's tape, if you would like to cover the security camera lens that may be present.