How to Hire a Birthday Stripper

The classic birthday present for a single guy is a stripper. We've all seen the television shows where a stripper jumps out of a giant cardboard cake or shows up at the front door in a sexy police uniform. Parties like that actually do happen in real life. If you've never been to a party that features a stripper, you're missing out. In fact, it's easy to hire a birthday stripper.

Instructions

Difficulty: Easy

Hire a Birthday Stripper

1. Look in your local telephone book. Stripper services can be found in the Yellow Pages under a variety of headings, such as "adult services," "party supplies" and "escort services."
2. Ask the clerk at your local adult novelty store where strippers can be hired. These sex-industry professionals are usually in the know about these things and can often recommend some truly excellent strippers for your party.
3. Make inquiries at a strip club. Sometimes, the strippers there are willing and available to do freelance work at parties. You may have to go through the manager of the club to get to talk to the girls, so be ready for that.
4. Check the classified ads. Newspaper and online classifieds are common places for stripping services and individual strippers to advertise.
5. Find out about payment options in advance, over the telephone. You don't want to try to pay with a credit card only to discover the stripper works on a cash-only basis.
6. Interview several birthday party strippers before deciding which one to hire. This way, you can be sure you're getting a skilled stripper with an appearance and personality your guest of honor will appreciate.

Tips & Warnings

• Hire only professional strippers. While plenty of prostitutes out there will be more than willing to come strip for your party, they come with too many unknowns attached to them. You don't know if they will show up drunk, on drugs or with a pimp in tow who will demand extra money from you. In fact, you can't be sure they'll show up at all (especially if you've paid them in advance).
• If you're hiring a stripper for a surprise party for a friend, make sure in advance that your friend won't be offended or horrified by the presence of a stripper. Contrary to popular belief, not every man wants a stripper at his birthday party. Religious beliefs or a jealous wife could easily make your friend reluctant to be around a stripper. If the guest of honor is uncomfortable, no one is going to have a good time.