How to Get That Very First Kiss

The old saying, "Two lips are better than one," really was not referring to that portion of the mouth that we use to form our words with or to feel the chill of the air on a brisk fall morning, rather only that one more of the same is better than one! Definition:lip \'lip\ n : either of the two fleshy folds which surround the opening of the mouth in humans and many other vertebrates and in humans are organs of speech essential to certain articulations ; With this detailed description, it's a wonder that we still find "lips" so inviting, making us want to do what comes naturally....kiss! Those thinking about what it takes to get that first kiss need think no longer.

Difficulty: Easy

Instructions

Things You'll Need:

• 2 sets of lips

1. There is no real opportune moment to get or give that first kiss. No one has really come up with a perfect recipe that will show you where, when or how to kiss, but there are a few things to think about before you do partake of the act of "kissing" for the first time. Are you on the receiving end of the kiss or are you the giver of the kiss? If you are on the receiving end of the kiss, here are a few things you might want to know before someone plants their wet lips all over you. First, don't always anticipate a kiss. When the moment arrives, you will know. Most kisses are given by a "significant other" who finds an attraction to you and is drawn by a multitude of things about you called, "a personality."
   
   If you pucker up like a fish and always look like you are wanting a kiss, you are going to scare that other set of lips away! Relax. A first kiss might be a friendly kiss on the cheek or a kiss on the nose, or better yet a kiss on the hand given with respect and consideration. You might even be asked for permission to be kissed. The choice is entirely up to you. After all you have been practicing on your teddy bear for years for this moment. The nice thing about this first kiss is that there is no fuzz residue left in your mouth from a bear you have been making out with for years!

2. Kissing can be fun! Some people kiss with their eyes open and others kiss with their eyes shut. There is no "art" to the perfect kiss and this is because everyone's lips are different. Some kisses are soft and others not so soft, but most are just right, making one feel light headed and giddy (This symptom will pass often followed by another kiss or two or three.)
   
   When is the right moment to kiss? Is it underneath the moon or at a quarter till three. Is it at the ballpark or at a romantic movie? Is it at a party, on a lake or beside a weeping willow tree? What about at dinner or during a stroll by the sea? The rule is, there are no rules! A kiss can occur anytime, anywhere!

3. Don't worry about the rest of yourself. Once you begin your kiss, the arms and the head, all the rest will naturally know what to do. Relax. Once you experience that very first kiss, the second and third get easier each time. By the 50th kiss you will be a real pro. However, don't kiss a frog and don't kiss a toad!
   
   Giving a kiss is much like fishing. You have to sometimes wait and be patient. Watch carefully for the right moment. When the moment is right you will know and then you can give that very first kiss. If you are waiting to be kissed, it will happen. Don't anticipate a kiss. Don't plan for it to magically happen at a certain time. There is no wrong or right time, only a special time and no matter when it happens it will be just right for you!

Tips & Warnings

• Be patient. A kiss can happen anytime and anywhere.
• You don't have to prepare for a kiss, your lips will know just what to do.
• Enjoy when that first kiss happens and remember it always.
• Don't kiss a frog
• Don't eat garlic before a kiss
• Never kiss with a cold.
• Don't try and talk during a kiss.
• Don't hide your gum under your tongue when you kiss.
• Don't hold your breath when you kiss.
• Don't kiss with the hiccups.
• Don't cough when you kiss.
• Never kiss a stranger

[rotifriday]

on 10/28/2008 good advice. As an 'above-50-kisses man' I must say that this is very sound advice. Kissing to me is a great indicator of how great you are at making love (having sex) And just as in sex, you must be imaginative but not to over zealous, constant but not repetitive, firm but gentle (firmness is a good indicator of passion and it gives women an innate feeling of security).
P.S its a common mistake but I recently found out that its hiccoughs not hiccups