How to Jump Off a Building

Great, there's a building in the way to work. What's to do? Go around? No, too time consuming. GO OVER!!! Oh, and if you don't get the landing right, your probably gonna die.

Instructions

Difficulty: Challenging

Things You’ll Need:

• Guts, a lot of guts

1. Get to a rooftop. Oh, and don't jump off a building 1000 feet tall. That's just plain idiotic.
2. Think of some heavy metal, french hip hop, or techno for that matter. If helps with the moment.
3. Jump straight. Jump up? You just jumped off a building. So don't!
4. Don't go too fast. Not even a good landing can stop you from hitting the ground at 40 MPH.
5. Straighten your legs. You're not a frog.
6. When landing, roll from from your shoulder to the opposite hip.
7. Okay, now slap your palms on the ground to stop the rollin'.
8. Get up, look around, and if your not dead, do a dance.
9. Finally, stop dancing, and keep moving.

Tips & Warnings

• Don't jump off a building cause you know how to. It all fun and games until you jump into a fountain and splash everybody.