How to Scare Small Children

Remember when your kids constantly woke you up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom or get a glass of water? Now is your chance to give a little payback by scaring your kids.

Instructions

Difficulty: Easy

Things You’ll Need:

• Scary costume or mask

1. Search your local gag, party or costume shop to find that perfect costume to make your children wet their beds.
2. Make up a background story about your costume character and discuss it with your spouse loud enough to allow your children to over hear you. When they ask what you're talking about tell them it's nothing. When they persist, reluctantly tell them about the story.
3. When your children are in a deep sleep put on your costume and creep into your children's bedroom.
4. Wake them and start screaming and moving wildly until they are so scared they are in a complete panic and sobbing uncontrollably.
5. Remove your costume and laugh with your spouse at your children's misery.

Tips & Warnings

• Be careful not to make your background story too scary or you'll have trouble getting your kids to bed.
• If they pee the bed, you'll have to clean it.