How to Make a Flaming Bag of Poo

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A flaming bag of poo can make a great accessory to any neighbor's front porch. It's soft, light and musky aroma should soon have your neighbor emerging from his front door to dance on top of it. Ringing the doorbell doesn't hurt either. Read below to find out how you can make your very own bag of flaming poo.

Difficulty: Easy

Instructions

Things You'll Need:

Poo (any kind will do)
Paper bag
Lighter

Step 1

Find your poo. The larger the animal the better. Or if you'd like to personalize this project use your own poo.
Step 2

Fill your paper bag one quarter to one third of the way full. Roll the top of the bag making a good seal. There's no reason you should have to endure the smell.
Step 3

Place the bag of poo on the front porch of your unsuspecting victim a few inches in front of their door.
Step 4

Light the bag in several places at the top to ensure an even flame.
Step 5

Ring the doorbell and run.
Step 6

Watch your neighbor emerge and instinctively begin stamping out the flames with his foot.
Step 7

Laugh hysterically as your neighbor realizes her foot is now covered in poo.

Tips & Warnings

The best type of paper bag can be found at your local convenient store. They are thinner than those hefty ones at the grocery store and a more reasonable size.
Scout out the area surrounding your target to find the best possible hiding spot.
If your target recognizes the prank and extinguishes the fire without stomping on it, accept that you've been defeated and move on.
Be sure to light the bag first then ring the doorbell. Many a good prankster has gone down by being over excited and doing the steps in the wrong order.

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bwiese said

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on 12/30/2008 How about, "How to Vandalize a Home"? It's not so funny now is it... especially if it's _your_ home. Skip a turn and Go straight to jail.