How to Cow Tip

By eHow Pets Editor

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Cow tipping is a fine art that is best experienced under the cover of darkness, with friends and preferably in an inebriated state. Make sure to be in excellent physical health before embarking on this crazy adventure.

Instructions

Difficulty: Moderate

Things You’ll Need:

  • Alcohol
  • Camera
  • Flashlight
  • Dark clothing
  • Cows
  • Pasture

Step1
Find 2 or 3 friends who want to have an interesting experience.
Step2
Locate a local pasture filled with cows and a farmer who sleeps heavily.
Step3
Wait until dark, this way the cows will be sleeping. Move towards the pasture when it is dark enough. Take a flashlight and creep quietly into the pasture.
Step4
Approach a cow. Hold the cow on the bottom of it's side, while one friend stands beside the other and both place hands against the cow's upper back. If there is a third friend, have that friend take photos while other friends are in cow tipping position.
Step5
On the count of three, push the cow and move away very quickly. Cows have a tendency to kick as they are being tipped.
Step6
Run like crazy to avoid being caught by the owners of the farm.

Tips & Warnings

  • Wearing red is a no-no. Some of the cows in the pasture are actually bulls.

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