How to Keep From Having Sex With Husband

Sometimes you just don't feel like giving it up. Your husband continues to coax you into having sex with him, but for whatever reason, you just don't want to have sex. Here are a few tips on letting your husband down easy without bruising his ego.

Instructions

Difficulty: Moderately Easy

1. Explain to him that you just aren't in the mood. But keep his fragile ego in mind by making it seem like it isn't anything to do with him. Perhaps you've got something on your mind, and you'd rather cuddle, just turn over and go to sleep or go out for a hot fudge sundae.
2. Stop shaving your legs. Eventually, your hairy legs will rival his. Most men aren't aroused by a woman with manly legs.
3. Go to bed before he does and either fall asleep or fake sleep. Unless he's really deprived of sex, he'll probably let you continue sleeping, since you look so sweet and peaceful.
4. Remind him that ESPN is on 24 hours a day. More than likely, he'll grab the remote to see if Sports Center is still on. You're off the hook.
5. Wake the kids accidentally on purpose. Children are a sure fire way to put the kibosh on your sexy evening.
6. Pick a fight. After fighting with you, he'll either be so tired that he won't want you anymore, or you might even enjoy the "make up" sex.

Tips & Warnings

• Don't allow him to think he's unattractive. Even if he is, it isn't in your best interest to tell him.