How to Buy Sex Toys

Everyone says that they never use sex toys. Except for the fact that it is literally a multi-billion dollar industry and the sex toy party has replaced the Tupperware party. So, if you are looking for a little fun in the bedroom and to spice up your sex life, then you should definitely try sex toys. Here are a few great tips on where to buy them.

Instructions

Difficulty: Moderately Easy

1. Check out online retailers. If you don't mind forking over your credit card, then online shopping for sex toys is truly the way to go. You can browse in the privacy of your own home, explore and experiment to your heart's desire. Some fantastic, reputable, discreet sites are Adam Eve, My Pleasure and Dear-Lady. Not only will they have the latest, but also they offer great discounts.
2. Go to the sex toy store. There is no Costco of sex toys, meaning that for the most part you will have to buy your sex toys at a "mom and pop" shop. Place "sex shop" or "sex store" or "sex toys" into your favorite search engine and add your location. This is a completely erotic way to have a date with your loved one. Go to the store and then go directly home without passing go and certainly without collecting $200.
3. Have a sex toy party. These are all the rage. They are the new Tupperware party of the 1980s. People getting together and having an expert show them all sorts of fun toys and additives to spice up their sex life. To get the neighbors rockin' at your house, visit the Pleasure Parties or Temptation Parties websites.
4. Swing by a porn convention. While nobody admits to going, somehow A.V.N (a really big fun porn show) grows every year to the point where tens of thousands of people are attending. Here you will find the latest and greatest, newest and sexiest sex toys around. This is for the die-hard who needs their toys tonight.

Tips & Warnings

• Sex toys are not something you buy secondhand. Don't go on ebay or stop by yard sales expecting to find a pocket rocket. Be classy and own your own.
• Always be sure to follow instructions. Sex toys are meant for specific purposes. Use your toys only for the purposes described. If you have a hankering to try a toy in another area, purchase a toy that is made for that area.