How to Hide an Erection

One of the most embarrassing things about being a teenage boy, is the unexpected erection. Even as an adult, an excited penis can make a surprise salute. But fret not, here are a few ideas that can help you keep your surprise erection inconspicuous.

Difficulty: Easy

Instructions

1. Remain sitting if at all possible. Standing up will only make your erection more pronounced.

2. Dress in loose fitting clothing. Clothing is a very important part of hiding an erection. Don't wear tight clothing, choose baggy jeans that conceal the growth, and remember that khaki's, with a little extra room for bulge, can hide an erection quite well.

3. Wear briefs. Many men prefer boxers, however briefs are better at keeping your private parts contained during an erection.

4. Kill your boner by turning it off. Visualize things that you find not sexy: stressful events, work projects, traffic or something sad. Anything that will put you back into an unexcited state, should calm your erection.

5. Tuck your restless member into your waistband. Truly talented men complete the tuck trick inconspicuously by placing a hand in a pocket and placing the penis in this semi-painful, however erection-concealing position. If you aren't one of these men, you will have to sneak off to the bathroom. When the hard-on has slumbered off, simply pull up your pants and your penis will be freed.

Tips & Warnings

• If you are caught erect while wearing tight pants, try putting your hands in your pockets and making fists.
• If you are going to the beach, wear tight briefs under your swim shorts to prevent the appearance of a surprise erection, before it's too late.

[michaelapeshek]

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