How to Be a Marvin Martian Fan

Every great hero needs a worthy adversary, and Bugs Bunny found his in the soft-spoken but highly capable Marvin Martian. For those that prefer an antagonistic spirit in their hero, Marvin Martian more than fits the bill. His trademark Roman war gear and retro basketball shoes make him a dashing villain indeed. With a few simple steps, you might prove yourself worthy of being called a true Marvin Martian fan.

Instructions

Difficulty: Easy

1. Search through the old episodes of Loony Toons to find Marvin's first appearances. As any true fan knows, Marvin was first credited as "X2" in his first 1952 appearance.
2. Develop a ray gun that you can wear on your side. It's imperative that any Marvin Martian fan be ready for a ray gun duel against any and all comers.
3. Contact other Marvin Martian disciples in the area who might be willing to convene for a cartoon marathon. Fan worship is better in groups.
4. Search the Internet for fan forums detailing the trivia surrounding the exploits of this invader from Mars. Many active groups provide message boards as well as live forums.
5. Saw off the end of an old broom to don atop your Roman wargear helmet. It is vital that Marvin be able to recognize his allies when the time for his invasion draws nigh.
6. Communicate the plans for invasion to other Marvin Martian fans. Even draw younger fans into your cabal as they look even better in the costume.