How to Make Annoying Noises

The sound of a fearful scream is terrifying. The sound of crashing waves is relaxing. The sound of a mosquito buzzing in your ear is downright annoying. The noise from screeching brakes, the high pitch of a talking parrot or the sound of a stuck horn can literally make someone crazy. Use these annoying noises to play silly pranks. Read on to find out how.

Instructions

Difficulty: Easy

1. Vomit. Vomiting has been voted the number one most annoying noise in the world. If you're sick, the feeling of vomiting is worse than the sound. On the other hand, if you happen to be the listener, you would probably differ. The sound of vomiting can actually make a healthy person suddenly become ill.
2. Drag your fingernails on a chalkboard. Hang a small chalkboard in the kitchen. Whenever you want someone to listen just scratch your fingernails deep into the blackboard and you'll be sure to get their attention.
3. Give feedback. Invite some friends over for a karaoke party. As it gets later and you'd really like your guests to go home, make the microphone screech with the noise of feedback. Everyone will cover their ears at first, but don't fix it and they'll leave.
4. Sit on a whoopee cushion. Next time you're sitting down at the dinner table with family or friends, sneak a whoopee cushion on your chair. Press your bottom down and watch their faces go from joy to disgust. This is not only annoying, it's nasty.
5. Let in the flies. Cook something wonderful with your windows and doors wide open. You'll be sure to let the flies in. When your special someone comes home and shuts the door the flies will be buzzing around driving them crazy. The best part is watching them go through the chase to get the annoying flies.
6. Get an adorable puppy for your spouse as a gift. When evening comes and you're trying to get some shut eye, the newly weaned pup will yelp all night. Your pillow partner will be so frustrated they'll toss in the sheets all night long, while this annoying noise continues until morning.
7. Rig the faucet so it slowly drips just when someone in the house is about to read. The drip drop noise will make them get up to fix it, but if you mess with it good enough it won't stop leaking. Now, that's annoying.