How to Chat up Girls in Eastern Europe

Girls in Eastern Europe are a very different breed from girls in the UK! For starters, European girls tend to drink a LOT less than their British counterparts. Men are expected to pay for girls they take out too, but don’t worry… as you’ll only be paying for a couple of glasses of coke, or perhaps a beer you wont be caught out of pocket! When abroad, you’ll need to alter your usual chat-up techniques dramatically, if you want to be at all successful!

Instructions

Difficulty: Moderately Challenging

Things You’ll Need:

• Sunglasses
• Suntan
• Sharp clothes
• Cigarettes
• Lighter
• Leather
• Designer clothes
• To Smell good!

1. Act more macho! European men are full of machismo. Forget English bumbling and be direct. Wear sunglasses on your head and keep your hair gelled!
2. Foreign girls prefer James Bond to Wayne Rooney so remember your English charm! Talk up your English accent.. foreigners love it and it really sets you apart from other suitors.
3. Drink less! Girls in Eastern Europe don’t get drunk and they’ll think you’re pretty pathetic if you do.
4. Smoke more! Girls in countries like Poland, Croatia and Latvia really like to smoke. The more you get through, the cooler you appear (not PC, but it WILL get you noticed)!
5. Be more respectful. European girls expect men to buy them drinks, light their cigarettes and let them through doors first. Not doing so will seem very rude, and certainly won’t get your very far!
6. Don’t act like the usual package holiday maker. Plane loads (literally) of English, Irish and Scottish travellers take cheap trips to Eastern Europe expecting cheap booze and easy sex. Most don’t get either. The locals will respect you more if you have learnt their language and have time to talk to them, properly. Apart from meeting more girls, you’ll probably find your drinks are cheaper, stronger and you get more change too!
7. Remember your aftershave! European girls like good smelling men, so make sure that’s what you do!

Tips & Warnings

• On holiday remember that you won’t always understand the way other cultures work.
• Be wary that some overfriendly women you find in bars will probably cost a lot more than you originally think!
• Be wary of foreign men getting annoyed with English guys talking to their women!