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Step 1
Get a kitten. Legends claim that cats have nine lives, and that can rub off on you. Since a kitten probably has all nine lives ahead of him, put one in a baby sling and take your lifesaver with you everywhere. Note whenever the cat's presence saves your life. Get a new kitten when your cat has used eight of his nine lives.
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Step 2
Wear Kevlar, which stops bullets from penetrating. Kevlar will also protect you for work hazards like falling material, sharp corners and paper cuts. You can buy Kevlar products online from DuPont.
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Step 3
Invest in a helmet. A football helmet protects you from a variety of risks that can kill you. You must get a face guard with it for extra protection. Don't forget to pick a helmet with your favorite team logo on the side.
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Step 4
Hire a stunt double. Movie stars have stunt doubles when their job demands a dangerous scene. You need the same thing for those daily activities that could potentially be dangerous. Keep them around at all times to step in for you for activities like chopping vegetables, crossing the street and testing your food.
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Step 5
Be aware of any health risks in your family. Find out the causes and symptoms and implement preventative measures. Don't take unnecessary risks. Calculate the risk of death before engaging in activities.
