How to Drive Teacher Crazy

Teachers are easy targets. It's not easy teaching dozens of kids at a time. If you like your teacher, help her out by behaving and keeping other students in line. But if you don't like her, follow these steps to drive your teacher crazy.

Instructions

Difficulty: Easy

1. Compliment the teacher when you see her in the morning. Tell her how nice her hair or clothing look. This statement will help keep you from getting in trouble.
2. Shout out questions to the teacher and remarks to other students without raising your hand. Start arguments with other students.
3. Ask to go to the bathroom right after recess. Keep dancing around if she doesn't let you go.
4. Tattletale on other students as much as possible. Blame other students for things they didn't do.
5. Erase names the teacher puts on the board for discipline. Do it slyly by brushing up against it with your sleeve.
6. Make a monotone continuous humming sound. Do it in a low pitch so you won't get caught.
7. Sharpen your pencil when the teacher is talking. Place tacks on her chair so she gets poked when she sits down.
8. Say, "How do you spell that?" while the teacher is giving a spelling test. When she says the next word, then tell her she's going too fast.

Tips & Warnings

• Be nice to the teacher and offer to do her favors when you're not trying to drive her crazy.
• Don't let the teacher think you're trying to drive her crazy. It will only get you a detention or referral. Make her think you're unaware of your misbehavior.