How to Be a Dopey Fan

Dopey is the youngest of the dwarfs from "Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs." He is not really dopey--he knows enough to steal kisses from Snow White and to use Sneezy to make himself tall enough to dance with Snow White--but because he doesn't talk, he was duped Dopey by his brothers. Follow the steps below to become a Dopey fan.

Instructions

Difficulty: Moderate

1. Watch the movie "Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs." Make sure you pay plenty of attention to Dopey. See the way he acts and copy his mannerisms.
2. Learn Dopey's history. You will find that he didn't become popular until Eddie Collins brought life to him.
3. Buy Dopey clothing. His colors are purple and green, so you want to make sure you wear plenty of purple and green. You can also get t-shirts, caps and other apparel with Dopey on them.
4. Collect all the Dopey memorabilia you can find. Make sure you display them in prominent places in your room or home. You can also find miscellaneous stuff for yourself to carry, such as key chains with Dopey's picture or pins. You can find a lot of articles that only feature Dopey, as well as snow globes and things with Snow White and the other dwarfs.
5. Visit Dopey at his home in Disney Land, Disney World or one of the other Disney theme parks. Get his autograph; he may not talk but he can write.
6. Check out the Disney channel and see if you can find cartoons with Dopey in them. The more you can find out about your idol the better you can present him to others.
7. Become Dopey at one of Disney's theme parks, because this is the ultimate way to show how big a fan you are.

Tips & Warnings

• Make sure you pass your Dopey knowledge on to your children.
• Collecting Dopey memorabilia can be expensive; you may want to start a wish list.