How to Ask for anal sex for the first time

Proposing for anal sex can be a tedious task, we're here to help!

Instructions

Difficulty: Moderately Challenging

Things You’ll Need:

• Balls

1. Go to the store and buy a lubricant (i.e. vaseline, petroleum jelly, and in some cases butter will suffice, whatever your preference)
2. When you meet up with your partner make sure they are in a good mood that day. It will be hard enough to do this without them biting your head off, so buuying flowers or chocolate will help. (the chocolate adds irony)
3. While beginning any "fooling around" try giving them a nudge or a few pokes around their rectum to see how they feel about it. The best reaction would be a playful wink or a bit of a nod, if you feel you can continue, then proceed.
4. If you choose to continue in your quest then now is the time for you to do what you set out for, ask for the anal. A great way is by getting out the jelly (or butter) and rubbing around the butt right away so their reaction has to be a positive one.
5. If the previous step somehow fails then now is a good time to abandon the plan and go for what they want. Giving them a good licking is a solution known. But it is STILL a good idea to ask for the anal.
6. Otherwise, Enjoy!

Tips & Warnings

• The lube is pretty neccessary unless it is predetermined they like it rough.
• YOUR PARTNER MAY BE 100% AGAINST THIS! ANY DAMAGE DONE TO YOU BY YOUR PARTNER AS A RESULT OF ASKING FOR ANY IS NOT ON US!