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Step 1
Purchase black eyeliner. Unlike women, who can choose a rainbow of eyeliner shades, men should stick to basic black eyeliner.
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Step 2
Start with a black pencil eyeliner. Pencil eyeliners are softer and more forgiving of mistakes than the liquid eyeliners. Once you master putting on guyliner, you can switch to liquid eyeliner.
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Step 3
Brace your arm against a bathroom counter and lean in very close to the mirror. Steady your hand, as applying eyeliner with a shaky hand will not create the desired result.
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Step 4
Outline your eyes, top and bottom, making the line thick. Feel free to go all the way up both corners.
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Step 5
Smudge the eyeliner upwards and outwards with your finger or a professional smudger to give it a smudged and less perfect look.
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Step 6
Practice makes perfect. Even women who have been wearing eyeliner for years can mess up the application. Have make-up remover available the first few times you put on your guyliner. Expect to remove and reapply it a few times to get it correct.












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RalphD said
on 1/3/2009 Next, they'll dab diluted red mercurochrome or the like on their cheekbones, with a shiny overlay of Jergens Lotion perhaps, to mimic those ridiculous but fetching natural red splotches which extrahealthy 17 and 18-year-olds sport. Eventually, this herd of clones (rednecks will jump in on this one, too) will start copying the hypermasculine look football players achieve using that black stuff so artfully decorating each warrior during his foray on the field of bone-crushing honor -- as is well known, female nipples and tonsils jolt into erection when catching sight of that on even the ugliest or most homely face. -- Marcus