How to Determine Hollywood Crap in Movies - Part Two

Let me help you determine even more crap coming from Hollywood these days. This is not meant to complain; after all, exaggerations DO offer a great deal of entertainment, but no one said we can't make fun of these anyway.

Instructions

Difficulty: Easy

1. You can almost always outrun any explosion (particularly the big ones.)
2. immediately after any crash, all cars must explode.
3. If a man and a woman hate each other and show absolutely no chemistry, they will often marry before the end of the movie.
4. Most fatal attacks will be preceded by a false scare a few moments earlier.
5. A large sum of money will always take the exact amount of space available in a briefcase.
6. Most foreigners and/or minorities possess some kind of mystical knowledge, usually related to great health or exceptional fighting skills.
7. When threatening someone with a gun, the victim will always escape the situation by taking the firearm right off your hand.
8. A leap from a hotel rooftop is always safe, as you will always land in a pool.
9. Attractive women will often fall in love for weird-looking aliens or otherwise unnatural being.
10. If outnumbered by villains in a martial arts fight, they will attack one at a time, until all are laying dead on the ground.
11. All clumsy and slow monsters will chase you and kill you, no exceptions.
12. When you turn on the TV to seek information, the news you want to hear will be immediately available.
13. Anyone waking from a nightmare must instantly sit up while panting.
14. Right before killing his worst enemy, the hero must always state a smart remark that will make him sound and look unbelievably cool.
15. The weirdest/scariest evil beings are always white, innocent-looking little girls.
    
    (Refer to The Ring, Hide and Seek, They, and many more.)