How to Attract Her Without Words

Sometimes attracting a girl with just actions (as opposed to cheesy pick-up lines) is the most sexually stimulating think you could possible do to pick her up.

Instructions

1. Create your first impression through the way you present yourself. Dress impeccably, but not too professionally. Clean hair, a shaved face and clipped nails are a great way to start. Don't look like you're trying too hard, but try.

2. Approach her from across the room, without moving. Giving off an air of interest through eye contact allows her to become comfortable with your obvious interest. Look, don't stare, invoke interest, not lust. Don't come off like a horny teenager--act as nonchalant as possible.

3. Monitor what she's drinking. Sure you could be looking out for her liver, but, ultimately, you're looking out for your libido. After she picks up the same drink, once or twice, use that as an in.

4. Order her next round, have it delivered to her table and raise your glass in appreciation of her acceptance and ultimate hotness. Drink what she's drinking, within reason, to show a common interest in her tastes, but cease and desist the ordering of anything with an umbrella as accoutrement.

5. Attract her without words by sharing in the common appreciation of recreation. If you're in a gym, pick the elliptical trainer next to hers and try to keep up with her. Jog by her side, without looking like your chasing her down, if you find yourself outdoors.

6. If you're in a store, toss your head back, in exasperation at the woman with three screaming kids who insists on writing a check for a pack of gum. Use this to start light, humorous chatter and to gauge her interest. See if she has the same sense of humor as you.

7. Check her response to see if she's going to wave you in for the next step. Her own non-verbal responses tell you what you need to do next.

Tips & Warnings

• Provide both of you with the option of saving face. If she's not interested, you'll know by her reaction--or lack there of. This way, you can move on to the next girl and not have your facial expression ruined by the shame of embarrassment or a pesky handprint.