How to Seduce a Coworker at an Office Party
Office parties are supposed to help facilitate teamwork and understanding. But the only thing that you understand right now is that you want to get to know a certain coworker on a more intimate level. Figuring out how to seduce that coworker at an office party is tricky. You don't want to overstep your bounds, but you want to make your desires and interest known. Read on to learn more.
Instructions
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Look hot. She sees you every day in your work attire; so now's your chance to dress up a little. Put on those contacts, shave, iron your shirt. Dab on a little cologne for a change.
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Flirt a little, then a lot. Now is your chance to make your feelings known, so spend the party flirting with your co-worker as much as possible. Laugh at her jokes, stroke her ego and make sure that she's aware of your location at all times. If you end up talking to someone else, laugh loud enough to catch her attention. Give her a smile every now and then.
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When you lean in to share a bit of office gossip, touch her arm as you talk or place your hand on the small of her back as you lean in close. These subtle touches tell her that you're more interested in her than the inter-office gossip.
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Plant the seed. Midway through the office party, send a friend over to casually mention how great you look tonight. If they know each other well enough, she can even put in a good word for you.
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Get her alone. You can't seduce a coworker at an office party in the middle of everything, so you have to get her alone somewhere. Ask her to help you find something in your office or tell her that you need a ride home.
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Tips & Warnings
If the object of your affection happens to be married or a superior, forget everything that you just read.