How to Become a Gigolo

Gigolos are handsome, cultured men who receive money, housing and other favors from a rich, older woman. A gigolo differs from a male escort because a gigolo tends to form an emotional bond with his benefactress over time. Gigolos are the male version of the "trophy wife." They are chosen as a partner by a moneyed woman because of their looks or charm, not true love.

Instructions

Difficulty: Moderately Challenging

1. Dress well when you become a gigolo. Most well-heeled women like their boy-toys to look good so they can show them off to friends and family. If you can't afford at least one Armani suit, improvise as best you can with less expensive styles.
2. Show up at all the right places. Attend charity functions, gallery openings and shop at highbrow department stores. Go to exclusive nightclubs if you want to attract rich, younger women.
3. Target the right kind of woman. Women who have inherited money are easier to handle than career women, who may be too demanding, unless you like that kind of thing.
4. Be charming and attentive. If you want stay in your Sugar Momma's good graces, be attentive to her every whim. Compliment her and, most importantly, be good to her in the bedroom when you become a gigolo.
5. Play to her vulnerabilities. A stressed businesswoman won't have time to meet men and an heiress won't have the social skills or practical knowledge of an employed woman. Use these traits as leverage to keep your benefactress loyal to you.