How to Freeload

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Freeload

Everyone takes advantage of the generosity or hospitality of friends and strangers occasionally. However, you can take this to the next level and fine tune the art of freeloading. Food, entertainment and lodging are all fair game. You can freeload on vacation, when you're in between jobs, or every day to potentially save thousands of dollars.

Instructions

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      Score a free meal at the grocery store. You must shop on Saturdays between 10 a.m. and 2 p.m. at a highbrow grocery store to turn samples into a meal. Smile at the grocer and compliment the product as you ask for another piece of that "delicious roast." Consider unattended sample trays a free-for-all.

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      Crash a party and enjoy free snacks and good company. This works best in the late evening hours, when guests have had too much alcohol to notice or care that a stranger is in their midst.

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      Extend your stay at grandma's house a few extra days. It's great that your grandparents retired to a beach community, and this free lodging is worth the price of looking at your cousin's baby album a few more times.

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      Leave your toothbrush at your girlfriend's house. You can delight in her clean sheets and non-moldy bread.

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      Enjoy the benefits of the fair sex. Most bars offer "ladies night," where women drink free in the early evening hours. After that, let the men step up to the plate and take care of your refreshments.

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      Check out the next grand opening celebration of your local pharmacy, hardware store or discount retailer. Grand openings feature giveaways ranging from bottled water and hotdogs to goody bags filled with product samples.

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      Travel the world by hosting other freeloaders in exchange for staying with other freeloaders when you travel. Global Freeloaders can hook you up with like-minded individuals seeking to trade accommodations.

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