How to Toilet Paper a House

Toilet papering a house is a good prank among friends. It is not destructive and fairly easy to clean up. It is also a lot of fun to do.

Things You'll Need

• Toilet paper
• Getaway car

Instructions

1. Find a few friends willing to go toilet papering with you.

2. Choose a night when your target will not be home or will be home and asleep. Identifying nearby dogs or nosy neighbors in advance is a good idea.

3. Buy enough toilet paper to adequately cover the trees and shrubs in the front yard. Choose the cheapest paper possible since you are just going to waste it.

4. Arrive at the target home in an inconspicuous vehicle that is large enough to hold your friends and toilet paper.

5. Drive by slowly to make sure the lights are out, and the occupants are asleep or not home. Stop and quietly get to work.

6. Hold the roll in your hand and unroll about 20 feet of paper. Hold onto the loose tail and throw the roll over trees or bushes in the yard. Find the roll and repeat.

7. Get out of there and wait for the call from your friend complaining about the toilet papering.

Tips & Warnings

• Unrolling some paper before throwing the roll prevents it from tearing.

• Do not use eggs or forks, or break or burn anything as this is considered vandalism and gets you in trouble. Toilet papering is technically vandalism, but if done among friends, hopefully the police won't be involved.

• Be prepared to accept retaliation if you toilet paper someone's house.