How to drop out of school

By Neil Gross

How to drop out of school How to drop out of school

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Don't like school or people there or maybe you don't like you're Mom, just drop out!

Instructions

Difficulty: Easy

Things You’ll Need:

  • Need to be 16 with a full time job
  • Or 17
  • Parent
  • Need to be enrolled in a school
Step1
Don't go to school for as long as you can, getting you're mom or dad as many truancy fines as possible, (I got sixhundred dollars worth for sixty days lol!)
Step2
Then, on you're sixteenth or seventeenth birthday, tell you're mom or dad that if they don't sign you out of school, you will continue to not go and they'll just have to pay more and more fines.
Step3
If they don't sign you out, just pretend they did and don't go, they will.

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dodemoii

dodemoii said

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on 7/7/2008 **** school, it's not worth it if you don't want to attend, we just go to school because we have to, we're forced by parents, if my parents didn't care about dropping out of school, i wouldn't be there

SkinExpert

SkinExpert said

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on 4/12/2008 How about writing "How to enroll back in school so you can learn how to spell, grow up and stop being a moron." Or, "How to juggle three jobs so you can pay your parents back for the selfish, stupid decisions you made when you were a moron." OR "How to castrate a male teenager so they won't propagate more idiots like themselves." OR "HOW TO PUBLICLY AND WORLDWIDE MAKE A SUREFIRE IDIOT OF YOURSELF ON THE WORLDWIDE WEB."

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