How to attract nerds

Everyone knows that the future of society rests in the hand of....THE NERDS OF AMERICA...aka TNOA. It is quite evident that many of our young people today have beginning to have an attraction for...N.E.R.D.S. nationally educated really dorky students. It has also come to my attention that people are falling for these geeks for what I'd like to call...the nerd appeal. Although quite difficult I'm willing to write this step-by-step guide of how me...personally..got myself in with a hunkyy little homefrie named melvin.

Instructions

Difficulty: Challenging

Things You’ll Need:

• Lots of AP/IB textbooks
• glasses
• A snorterific laugh
• at least 9 #2 pencils
• A POCKET PROTECTOR:
• caution this is a MUST HAVE
• A science olympiad shirt
• must own the board game scrabble
• a mini pocket sized periodic table

1. 1) MAKE YOURSELF KNOWN! in class dont be afraid to give the right answer and strut your stuff (this may include a slight tip o' the glasses in his/her direction)
2. 2) Try to grab a desk beside the one you are trying to woo
3. 3) Take the hardest classes in america...thats where they are at!

Tips & Warnings

• when you get a good grade on your test..say the phrase "HIGH SCORE!!" along with grapsing fist hand guestures
• Once you score ur nerd...be prepared for excessive stalking/and or flashlight attacks on a daily bases