How to Become a Liberal

John F. Kennedy defined a liberal as "someone who looks ahead and not behind, someone who welcomes new ideas without rigid reactions, someone who cares about the welfare of the people . . . someone who believes we can break through the stalemate and suspicions that grip us in our policies abroad . . . " If this sounds good to you, there are several things you can do to join the ranks.

Instructions

1. Support the Democratic Party. They are more liberal on issues than Republicans, who tend to be conservative. Democrats have historically voted as a block to support legislation that is backed by liberals.

2. Learn more about liberals by reading newsletters, Internet postings (such as liberal blogs) and other materials that support liberal viewpoints.

3. Become more familiar with the liberal viewpoint on issues affecting you and those around you by joining a liberal organization. Become familiar with their stance on issues such as war, the death penalty and human rights.

4. Listen to liberal commentators on radio and television. Also start watching newscasts that tend to be more liberal than conservative in their reporting. A great place to find these is on satellite radio or by watching certain cable news networks.

5. Go on record in supporting liberal causes by signing petitions, participating in rallies, and speaking out, when necessary, to get the point across.

6. Follow well-known liberals. Become familiar with their causes and offer your support. A few of these are Michael Moore, John Kerry, Hillary Clinton and Ralph Nader.