Things You'll Need:
- Flip-flops
- Cowboy boots
- Cut offs and halter tops
- Head wraps
- Skin tight, body baring outfit
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Step 1
Forget the shoes. Go barefoot whenever possible. Go barefoot when you pump gas. Don't worry about putting on shoes when visiting the gas station bathroom.
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Step 2
Forget the panties. Leave stockings, tights and panties out of your wardrobe. Move as you normally would in a skirt and don't worry about your missing underwear.
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Step 3
Buy one or two pairs of cowboy boots and a few pairs of flip-flops. Wear the flip-flops to every casual event and the cowboy boots to more formal affairs.
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Step 4
Cut off any jeans you own and leave the strings to dangle. Wear the ragged cut-offs with the flip-flops when you know you will be photographed. Pair this ensemble with a white cotton halter top for extra glamour.
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Step 5
Wear see-through clothing when going out at night. Pair the see-through outfit with the formal cowboy boots and the largest sunglasses you can find.
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Step 6
Wear a head wrap or a floppy hat if you happen to have a shaved head. Shave your head, if you haven't already, to create the right effect for the hat or wrap. Choose the head wear independently of the outfit and don't worry if they don't match.
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Step 7
Pull out all the stops if you must be on stage. Wear as little as possible, make sure what you do have on is skin tight and shows as much skin as possible.










Comments
fatcat said
on 9/30/2007 I knew i was missing something in me wardrobe besides my underwear..It's the Boots.. LOL !!!!!