How to Befriend a Snob

Being part of the in-crowd can be a thankless job, but someone's got to do it. If you can't wait to be part of the "elite," the first thing you have to do is befriend a snob. Once you do that, the rest of the crowd will have no choice but to accept you. So keep reading to find out the quick and easy way to befriend a snob.

Instructions

1. Act the part. If you want to befriend a snob, you must first become one yourself. So keep in touch with the latest fashions and spend a huge amount of money on material possessions. Don't be afraid to tell everyone you meet how much your shoes cost; it will establish your "snob cred."

2. Be "snobbier than thou." Snobs will only hang out with other snobs, and since they believe that they are better than everyone else, it is your job to one-up the snob in question. For instance, if she says that she bought a purse that cost $800, laugh and tell her that yours cost $1,000.

3. Make him second-guess himself. When you see your future snobby friend at school or work, suggest that maybe he should at least try to keep up with the latest fashions and hand him a copy of "GQ."

4. Date her boyfriend. That will show her who really rules the roost.

5. Offer your guidance. Once you have sufficiently broken him down, offer to take him under your wing and show him the ways of the world. He will welcome your support and friendship.

6. Bask in the knowledge that you have done the unthinkable and befriended a snob.

Tips & Warnings

• Get a real friend.

Resources

• Learn to spot a snob.