How to Make Snowman Poop

"Frosty the Snowman was a jolly, happy soul. With a corn cob pipe and a button nose and two eyes made out of coal." While you obviously know the song, you didn't know Frosty had to poop. Here is a slightly demented way to make your snowman poop, even if it is the dead of winter.

Difficulty: Moderately Easy

Instructions

1. Place your snowman on an angle. Either turn your snowman all the way around so he is "mooning" the public, or place him on a 45-degree angle so that people initially see the cute snowman, and then see that he is pooping.

2. Gather poop type materials. Things that double as poop and will last in Winter are large Tootsie Rolls, Ring Dings, chocolate bars or anything brown that can stick out of your snowman's rear end. Make sure you have enough substance so that it can be seen from the road. To make it deliberate, it may need to be larger than your average poop.

3. Stick the poop in your snowman's rear end. Using a stick, outline two butt cheeks. Then in the middle, stick your desired poop substance. The rounder, the better.

4. Dress the set around the snowman. Since adding poop to your snowman is a slightly bizarre idea, be sure to add items around the snowman that really clue people into what you were going for. For instance, place an old broken down toilet from the dump right behind the snowman. Instead of holding winter goodies, have the snowman hold a roll of toilet paper. Drip some "poop" behind the snowman as if he just didn't quite make it to the bathroom in time.

Resources

• This site will give you tips on how to make a snowman.
• You can make your very own snowman on this site.

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on 9/23/2008 hilarious! 5 stars