How to Be Like Madonna

Madonna has been singing and dancing for most of her life, becoming famous in the 1980s for her sex appeal and pop music. She has done everything from music to film, from publishing a pornography book to writing children's literature, from starting fashion trends to designing her own clothing line. If you would like to be like Madonna, or at least look like her, follow these steps.

Instructions

Difficulty: Moderately Easy

Things You’ll Need:

• Hair dye
• Ashtanga yoga instructions
• Strict diet plan
• Madonna fashion
• Madonna music videos
• Lots of talent

1. Dye your hair blonde. If you are already a natural blonde, you will need to color your roots black.
2. Work out every day to get your abs tight and your arms muscular like Madonna's. Do ashtanga yoga, which is Madonna's exercise of choice.
3. Eat a strict diet of organic foods including whole grains, beans, vegetables, fish and some meat. Madonna will only eat food if she knows exactly what's in it and if it is all organic, so restaurant food and junk food is out.
4. Dress like Madonna. If you are going for the eighties Madonna look, you will need clothing with lots of lace and very little actual material. You will need fishnet stockings, high heels and lots of costume jewelry. For the Madonna look of 2007, tone it down considerably and go for the sophisticated mom look.
5. Watch Madonna's videos and study her dance moves so you too can dance like her. Practice and follow along with the videos to get it just right. Try your moves out when you go clubbing on the weekends.
6. Go for shock value. Madonna loves doing the unexpected to get a reaction. Keep everyone around you on their toes and do what you want no matter what everyone else thinks you should do.
7. Be a multi-talented singer, dancer, writer, actor and director. She has done everything at least once, and her newest venture is becoming the spokesperson for a top quality fashion designer.