How to Lie Comatose by a Pool

Admit it. You've always admired those people dozing poolside, but lacked the confidence to try it yourself. Your obvious shortcomings aside, it's not as hard as you may think. By following these simple steps, you'll be sleeping like a pro in no time!

Instructions

Difficulty: Easy

Things You’ll Need:

• pool
• bathing suit (optional)
• towel
• lounge chair
• water / mojito
• sunscreen

1. Liberally apply sunscreen. Walk, drive or bike to the nearest pool.
2. Identify and commandeer a lounge chair. Mark your territory with a towel and scatter the rest of your belongings in the general area.
3. Fall asleep!

Tips & Warnings

• Snoring and/or drooling while dozing will enhance the experience for both you and spectators at the pool.
• Be vigilant with the sunscreen! Miss a spot and you could be hurting later.