How to Date a Cougar

Ah, the joys of the May and December relationship. Dating an older woman has numerous advantages for the wise young man. You will have no trouble buying beer or getting into R-rated movies. She can help you write that beastly English 101 essay. She is, ahem, experienced and finally, a girl your mom can treat like a sister. To date a cougar you must prepare to be prey. Read on to learn how to date a cougar.

Difficulty: Moderately Easy

Instructions

1. Flirt with any older woman. The more your practice the better you will be, and the likelihood of a cougar taking a liking to you will skyrocket. Always hit on the oldest woman in a group and cast surly glances at anyone under 40.

2. Take up mall walking. Those brisk, hip-swinging, early morning strolls past the food court may result in meeting the cougar of your dreams.

3. Get a job working on a "Seniors Only" cruise. Make sure your uniform is tight and your teeth are white. References to "The Love Boat" will help to win you admirers.

4. Post an ad on the Go Cougar website. Be sure to emphasis that you are looking for a mature woman who knows what she wants and goes after it.

5. Eat anywhere that has an early bird or senior special.

6. Forget the boss's daughter. Does he have any sisters?

Tips & Warnings

• Brush up on your classic romance novels, anything by Emily or Charlotte Bronte is a must.
• Watch Matlock.
• Dress nicely. Cougars love suits.
• Do not ever tell a cougar that you are glad she is older. Instead when she lies about her age say, "What? You don't look a day over 30!"

Resources

• Website for Those Interested in Meeting Women of a Certain Age

[nicolekid]

on 6/10/2009 http://www.Matchcougar.com Best Cougar dating site in the world!It's where cougars and younger men can meet(Cougar is the slang for woman who is mature, experienced and want to date with a younger man). No matter you are looking for a NSA or serious relationship, please do check it out!

[missdsr]

on 10/29/2008 On point # 1 - A few dont's from a true cougar... Don't think that just because she went out with you once, you have it made. If she trys to get in touch with you... respond! Playing hard to get is a game - for boys!... not for real cougars. Don't try to be something you are not!... she will see through it right alway. Be honest with her... and most of all if she acts like a lady... treat her like one always!... The good cougars will be the sweet respectful ones! Happy hunting......... purrrrrrr :-)

[OliverJ]

on 1/25/2008 Just to add to step 4 of your guide - they may also want to check out a site called Cougared which is at http://www.cougared.com
Plenty of cougars over there lying in wait, ready to pounce.

[OliverJ]

on 1/25/2008 Just to add to step 4 of your guide - they may also want to check out a site called Cougared which is at http://www.cougared.com
Plenty of cougars over there lying in wait, ready to pounce.