How to become more attractive.

Find a homely girl friend that needs to meet a guy, she will be glad to be with an attractive woman who has more men than she can handle.

Difficulty: Moderate

Instructions

Things You'll Need:

• A homely girl friend.

1. Enter the ladies room of a singles bar and wait until a homely woman enters, strike up a conversation with her, and start talking about meeting men, she will tell you how bad her social life is.Ask her to hang out with you,and say you will help her meet more guys.

2. Take your new lady friend to the bar and order drinks,sitting next to her you will appear to be more beautiful than ever before. soon you will be surrounded with hansome men, and your homely girl friend will take what ever you can`t handle.

3. When ever the occasion calls for you to look more attractive, forget about the cosmetics or the beauty parlor, nothing works as well as having your homely girl friend at your side. Give your new friend a call, she will be glad to be in your company.

4. When you take your next vacation, bring your new friend along,you both will have the best time of your lives. You will be swarmed with guys, and she will gladly take the left overs.

5. You have learned how to be more attractive without chemicals----enjoy your new wisdom.

Tips & Warnings

• Never tell a woman that she is homely.
• Never abandon your new friend, she has become dependent on you.

[keroro489]

on 8/15/2009 huh?