How to Know if You're an Idiot

You see idiots everywhere. They can be those neighbors that you hate or the person in front of you at the check-out line arguing over expired coupons. With all the idiots that annoy you, eventually you have to wonder if you're an idiot, too.

Instructions

1. Ask your friends if they think you're smart. If they start laughing hysterically, that's a sign that you may be an idiot. Either that or your friends are idiots themselves and are easily amused.

2. Pay attention to how you act during a conversation. If you nod your head in agreement even though you don't understand a word the other person is saying, this could be another sign. When someone makes a joke, do you get why it's funny or do you have to wait for other people to laugh and join in?

3. Look at your bookshelf. Is it full of guides for idiots? Having a few of these is fine, but if you need one for everything you do, the title might be true. Especially for things most people would consider to be basic tasks.

4. Pay attention to yourself when you drive. If people often honk at you, you may not be driving correctly. If you wait to signal until after you've already changed lanes or turned, you need to study the driving manual a little closer. The same holds true if you drive down a one-way street going the wrong way but think that it's okay because you aren't driving both ways.

5. Look at the computer. If you need a website to let you know you're an idiot, you very well might be one.