How to Escape a Circular Argument

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Fighting over the same thing, going round in circles, is pointless. It's a never-ending argument that nobody wins. Escaping the argument is the best option, and with a few brilliant tactics, it can be done easily--a piece of cake.

Difficulty: Easy

Instructions

Diversion

Step 1

Look out the window and say, "Did you see that naked guy?"
Step 2

Pretend that you hear the phone, then go to answer it.
Step 3

Ask, "Did you get a haircut?"
Step 4

Sniff the air and say, "I smell smoke."
Step 5

Point to his shoes and ask why his feet have grown.
Step 6

Ask, "Who does your eyebrows?"
Step 7

Point to her shirt and ask, "Did you make that?"
Step 8

Sway a little and ask, "Did you feel that?"
Step 9

Point to the floor and shriek, "A mouse!"
Step 10

Faint.

Humor

Step 1

Ask your opponent, "Just why did the chicken cross the road?" in the middle of a rant.
Step 2

Answer your opponent's question with, "Who's on first?"
Step 3

Grab your chest and say, "I'm coming, Elizabeth!"
Step 4

Make up a bizarre answer to a question, the crazier the better.
Step 5

Pretend to be in a prize fight that you just won; jump around like Rocky.
Step 6

Make circles in the air as though roping him in.
Step 7

Begin humming the song "Don't Worry, Be Happy."
Step 8

Start laughing uncontrollably.
Step 9

Faint.