How to Lower the Income Tax

Consider money to be a product, like a doll. The government uses it to barter for things such as not polluting the sidewalk.

Instructions

Difficulty: Moderate

Things You’ll Need:

• Central bank
• Welfare
• Subsidy
• State aid
• Wage and price control
• Treaties

1. Quarters Make dollars just by typing numbers into account in Central Bank.
2. Dimes Pay the unemployed to stay out of trouble.
3. Nickels Pay businesses for remaining in business.
4. Pennies Pay state and local government to lower taxes.
5. 20 dollar bill Set fair wages and prices for accurate GNP and to prevent inflation.
6. Yen Talk other countries into doing the same.

Tips & Warnings

• A dollar represents a dollar.
• The government is already allowed to tax itself for coining money.
• What if you can’t get the job?
• What if you can’t make the sale?
• What if full-time is hyperactive?