How to Be a Backstabber
Anyone can be a good friend, but it takes a special kind of person to be a backstabber. You must be able to lie directly to someone's face, while keeping track of the tangled web of deception that follows you wherever you go. If you think that you have the chops to be a backstabber, keep reading to find out how to be the very best backstabber on the block.
Instructions
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Pretend to be trustworthy. If no one believes that you are trustworthy, you will have a difficult time getting people to fall for your trap. So in the beginning of a relationship, you must act like you are the other person's best friend. Ask him for advice, and confide small secrets to him.
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When your new friend has begun to trust in you, get even closer. Get her to share intimate details of her life with you. Find out who she likes or doesn't like, anything illegal she may have done in the past and if she has anything hidden from her employer for starters.
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Once you have gathered enough information, figure out who to bring into the mix next. Does your new friend despise a co-worker or a mutual acquaintance? Befriend both of them.
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When the time is right, begin sharing the intimate details of your friend's life with his enemies. Chime in with your own two cents about the matter. Don't be afraid to bash him to everyone that will listen.
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When confronted, deny everything.
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When the entire thing blows up in your face, date her sibling.
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Tips & Warnings
Deny everything! No matter what you are confronted with, deny that you had anything to do with it. Try to turn the argument around on the accuser and make him think that the entire mess is his fault.