Difficulty: Moderately Challenging
Step1
Be respectful. Always be polite. No matter how aggravated you are over the situation, do not be rude. You want the law enforcement official to see your side of things eventually. This won't happen if you automatically make him dislike you.
Step2
Act stupid. There are two theories to this thought. You can either act like you had no idea you were going the speed you were or you can say you didn't realize the speed limit was what it was in that particular location. Even though you were still breaking the law, a police officer or highway patrol trooper will sometimes give you a bit of leniency if you appear sincere about not intentionally doing something wrong. However, if you were traveling 90mph, it's unlikely this step will work because it's pretty evident you knew you were speeding, and you knew the speed limit there wasn't even remotely close to 90mph.
Step3
Cooperate. When the officer asks for your license and proof of insurance, get it out as quickly as possible. Don't hesitate in giving it to him.
Step4
Apologize. Sometimes it's hard to say you're sorry, but in this case it's really going to benefit you. Again, if the law enforcement officer believes you're sincere, he may just elect to give you a warning. By giving you a warning citation, he thinks you will have learned your lesson. So, when you apologize, do it in such a way that it's believable.
Step5
Make up an excuse. After apologizing and acting like you didn't realize just how fast you were going, tell the officer why you were going fast or why you didn't have your mind on your speedometer. It may be an honest excuse, or if you were just speeding for the sake of speeding, you may have to fabricate an excuse quickly. If this is the case, make sure it's realistic and a legitimate reason to speed. For instance, being late for a manicure appointment wouldn't be a legitimate excuse. But, traveling fast to make it to the hospital to see a sick or dying friend might be.
Step6
Plead. If all else fails, use this step. If you've gotten through the other steps unsuccessfully, this is probably not an option. However, if you've succeeded in making the law enforcement officer like you, he might be more sympathetic and choose to give you a warning citation, instead. This step could include all out pleading with the officer to not give you a ticket, or if you've had a lot of bad luck lately, you could go into a bit of it and ask for a warning.