How to Be a Girl Bully

Bullying is a widespread phenomenon. Girl bullying is more subtle than techniques used by boys. Girls commonly use emotional bullying that involves excluding a child from activities, mocking the victim in unsupervised places and spreading rumors. Verbal bullying that involves name calling and laughing at a child's expense is also common. Physical bullying that includes hair pulling, pinching, biting, hitting or threats of physical harm is also possible.

Instructions

Difficulty: Easy

1. Find someone you dislike, most likely a girl schoolmate. Don't ask yourself why you dislike her. Maybe she makes your feel jealous. It doesn't matter. Just make it your goal to hurt her self esteem.
2. Picture yourself as mean. As a school bully, you need to believe that to be mean is to be cool.
3. Decide how to hurt your target's self esteem. Turning her into a school outcast always works. You can also steal her boyfriend.
4. Form alliances with the most popular girls at school. As a bully you can use friendship as a weapon.
5. Be disruptive and argue everyone down. Bully your peers, teachers and parents.
6. Use intimidation frequently. Gather your girlfriends in a circle so that you can whisper, giggle and throw contemptuous looks at your target. When near her locker, bump into her then turn and say, "Oh, so sorry!" for an added insult.
7. When you hurt someone, take no responsibility. When someone hurts you, seek revenge.

Tips & Warnings

• Boy bully techniques may not work as well in the girl world.
• Your victim may be vindictive. She may seek out your past victims and cause them to rise up against you. She might steal your boyfriend. If she is a tomboy or athletic, she may pummel you.
• She might report your bullying to a teacher or her parents and you might get in trouble.